Linnea and her Daddy's little
business
Our Business Model
We are planning to set up a small kiosk outside the POUND or
the ANIMAL SHELTER where people
pick up their new pets. Our plan is to offer several names for your pet from
which, for a small
fee, you can choose whichever name you like. Eventually we will be able to
include name suggestions
for Dogs, Chameleons, Hamsters, Unicorns, Emus, Zebras, Camels, Teddy Bears, Fish and Rabbits,
but for now all we are doing
is cats.
For
CATS, here are a few names from each of the three CATegories.
Now, we suspect that you might quickly realize that it might
be entirely possible for you to figure out what specific letters will go in
place of the asterisks, thereby allowing you to name your cat without paying us
the required fee.
However, we are on the honor system
and we would ask you to follow these complex seven step instructions:
1. Figure out which name you want
2. Send an email to info@peterjoyes.com
3. We will send you our mailing address
4. You send us a money order for the fee amount
5. When we get your money
6. We will email you, telling you the letters which replace the asterisks.
7. You can immediately start using that name for your cat.
To keep overhead costs low, we have decided at the start to not offer pay pal or
other payment services. If you have any pet names you'd like to submit for our
use, please send us an email, and we'll mention your name here.
By (Good) Linnea Munro and (Bad
Dad) Peter Joyes
